Tom Delay: Secret Agent

Who has time to read a book when you can be following the larger than life, stranger than fiction saga of TD:SA? The Hammer ain't no secret, boys. But he's gonna be. He's gonna be a gee-whiz, all-fired Washington Lobbyist. And aren't they the biggest secrets of all, as they creep down the shrouded hallways, slip envelopes into pockets, and who knows what else? Heck, he's even gone and taken himself off the ballot for November. Who Hammered whom, there? Can you stand it? So, now, the question keeping me on the edge of my seat is: what tricks are they gonna pull to get that write-in candidate into Congress? Bring back Lyndon, that's what I say.